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Now if you think got a big dick and can tear a piece of pussy up, lemme hear you A-HA, just as I thought, not one motherfucking word! Yes, we’re talking about dicks today and I’m here to say that >for me<, IMMA NEED BOTH. The motion of the ocean and the size of the ship matters. I came to this realization after messing with … Continue reading picky dick checklist
With 20 minutes left in my break, I decided to sit down on the steps by the building I work at to get some fresh air. As I sit, minding my business as always, I feel someone approaching me. It’s the old security guard. “Hey, why are you sitting on the steps?” he inquires. It must be a strange sight to see a millennial, sitting … Continue reading Is That a Clue?
As I lay in my purple royal sheets about to sleep off the troubles of the day, my phone rings. It’s a call from an unsaved (yet familiar) number. I know who it is but he hasn’t spoken to me in months, surely he called me by mistake? I pick it up and I am greeted by the shrill corny voice of “Darnell”. “Are you … Continue reading Hold This L: “Don’t Play On My Phone”
As I inhale the aroma emitting from late night candles, I lay in my web of a bed that once held souls of “you up?” text lovers. Sheets cover up the evidence of love crimes committed and these walls witness the moans and screams of their pleasurable death but they never tattle. I blame you. Crimes of false passion have happened in fury because I … Continue reading Lovecrimes
Like a time bomb waiting to explode, Like a volcano ready to erupt, I sit in this cursed tomb with no escape. My mouth’s been restricted from flowing freely. Threaded into ties, making me inaudible to the world. I plead with my eyes but the message is mistranslated due to the fire burning in them from oppression. The pressure is rising up, will I burst … Continue reading Scream