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With 20 minutes left in my break, I decided to sit down on the steps by the building I work at to get some fresh air. As I sit, minding my business as always, I feel someone approaching me. It’s the old security guard. “Hey, why are you sitting on the steps?” he inquires. It must be a strange sight to see a millennial, sitting … Continue reading Is That a Clue?