Aquarians: Death to the Waterboys

As an Aquarius rising, you would think I could appreciate others who possess the sun sign. WELL I DON’T. Jim Jones once said he doesn’t know if Cam’ron is a snitch but he knows he’s an Aquarius. Jones may be a crybaby Cancer but he said some real shit. Aquarians cannot be trusted. Aquarian men aka”waterboys” as I like to call them, have always kinda … Continue reading Aquarians: Death to the Waterboys

Hold This L: “Don’t Play On My Phone”

As I lay in my purple royal sheets about to sleep off the troubles of the day, my phone rings. It’s a call from an unsaved (yet familiar) number. I know who it is but he hasn’t spoken to me in months, surely he called me by mistake? I pick it up and I am greeted by the shrill corny voice of “Darnell”. “Are you … Continue reading Hold This L: “Don’t Play On My Phone”

Part 1: “Check Pls” Dates

Ever been a date and was ready to go home 5 minutes into it? That’s usually me. I call them #CheckPls dates because it’s that moment within the date that you realize you’d rather be home and would even pay for the dinner just to get the fuck outta there. Anything can trigger it for me. Went on a date with this Haitian banker guy. … Continue reading Part 1: “Check Pls” Dates

Hold This L: Three’s a Crowd

There were plenty of warning signs that I shouldn’t have fucked with this man. I wasn’t really attracted to him but he was cool people. He told me that he wanted to get at me since we were in high school so he BEEN plotting on dekid. The other reasons being because he was Jamaican (I have a thing against island men) and a HBCU … Continue reading Hold This L: Three’s a Crowd