After the Aquarian full moon this week, I am BACK on my bullshit. I lit my candles, burned my sage and offered myself to the universe. I let go of my fears, the depression, any baggage or negativity and I accepted myself for what I am and what I am evolving to come. I wrote down what my focuses are and claimed them. I refuse … Continue reading Hakuna Matata or Gratata
As an Aquarius rising, you would think I could appreciate others who possess the sun sign. WELL I DON’T. Jim Jones once said he doesn’t know if Cam’ron is a snitch but he knows he’s an Aquarius. Jones may be a crybaby Cancer but he said some real shit. Aquarians cannot be trusted. Aquarian men aka”waterboys” as I like to call them, have always kinda … Continue reading Aquarians: Death to the Waterboys
me this summer pic.twitter.com/EVFWAcDEef — Cher Horrorwitz (@NickNBeauty) June 19, 2017 June is almost over and I have not done one ho ting yet. Hopefully July and August will be promising and allow me to travel to some places, wear backless tings and get some dick in different area codes. I need to be free this summer and get in trouble. WHERE’S THE FUCKIN BLOW?! I … Continue reading SUMMERflingsNtings
Loyalty. What does it mean to you? I wonder this as I recall this guy recently telling me that he doesn’t think I could I ever be loyal. I can’t lie, the statement triggered me AT FIRST but as I let it marinate I thought “LOYALTY?! IN THIS ECONOMY?” As I look back into my relationships whether platonic or intimate, male or female, loyalty has … Continue reading LOYALTY.
Now if you think got a big dick and can tear a piece of pussy up, lemme hear you A-HA, just as I thought, not one motherfucking word! Yes, we’re talking about dicks today and I’m here to say that >for me<, IMMA NEED BOTH. The motion of the ocean and the size of the ship matters. I came to this realization after messing with … Continue reading picky dick checklist
With 20 minutes left in my break, I decided to sit down on the steps by the building I work at to get some fresh air. As I sit, minding my business as always, I feel someone approaching me. It’s the old security guard. “Hey, why are you sitting on the steps?” he inquires. It must be a strange sight to see a millennial, sitting … Continue reading Is That a Clue?